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Mystery Disease Strikes Court TV Hosts

Nancy Grace suffers sudden vocal chord paralysis during live TV broadcast. Lisa Bloom, James Curtis, and 6 other Court TV broadcasters are also rumored to have the mystery illness.

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta sought to calm fears in the wake of the strange disorder which appeared to be spreading among day time broadcasters at the Court TV channel. Nancy Grace was the first to succumb during a live television broadcast, when her vocal chords "locked up" as she later described, and she was unable to complete saying Scott Peterson's last name.

"It was like Pe . . . Pe . . . err . . . it was like I saw in my mind a picture of him dressed as Santa Claus and he was reaching out from the grave or something and squeezing my throat."

Peterson Syndrome?
While Grace recovered almost immediately, her vocal chords froze a second time when she was unable to even get past Peterson's first name. Grace also complained about getting stomach pains after making gratuitous overtures of sympathy to crime victims while simultaneously making blatant insinuations that defendents still on trial and still presumed innocent were guilty. Doctors said they did not believe the stomach pains were related to her speech difficulties.

Interviewed from her hospital bed later that evening, and still unable to say Peterson's name, a shaken Grace told the Slime, "It was like Pe . . . Pe . . . err . . . it was like I saw in my mind a picture of him dressed as Santa Claus, you know, the way John Wayne Gacy used to dress up before he murdered all those kids. And he was reaching out from the grave or something and squeezing my throat." Peterson, who is not dead, was convicted of the first degree murder of his wife Laci last Friday, and faces a separate proceeding next week to detemine whether he will get life without parole of the death penalty by lethal injection.

66,666 an Unlucky Number?
Allred, who represented prosecution witness and former Peterson mistress Amber Fry, is also the mother of Court TV host Lisa Bloom. Allred is apparently immune from the mystery syndrome and did a fairly good job of leading the daily chorus of professional Peterson bashers. With Peterson convicted and probably now the most hated man in America after Osama bin Laden, the programming has turned to the separate penalty phase of the trial.

"Nancy Grace had spoken Scott Peterson's name for the 66,666th time over the last six months when the problem arose."

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